Thursday, 3 January 2013

They're Eating World's Oldest Living Thing!

From ERIIC SHACKLE, in Sydney, Australia.

What do you do if  scientists discover that you are living on top of one of the world’s oldest living thing?  You start eating it.  That’s what the people in the small US town of Crystal Falls, Michigan, are doing.

 Several years ago a ‘humungus fungus” (a gigantic mushroom) was discovered in the Crystal Falls area.  It weighed about 11 tons and covered 37 acres. Scientists estimated that it was more  than 1500 years old. (California’s giant sequoia (redwood) trees are more than 3000 years old, but no one eats them).
 
“It’s hard to believe that this monster mushroom is growing in Michigan and  not Texas,” travel and food writer Maxine Sommers (a Texan) commented in 2003.



“For three days each August tourists and locals alike celebrate the giant fungus phenomenon ... There’s an extensive assortment of activities such as a Buckboard and Horseshoe Tournament; a Tube Float  - here’s your chance to float down a river on an old tire tube; or register or the Volley Ball or Golf Tournament.

 

“if your tastes run to a more sedentary pastime, you can begin the day at the Veterans of Foreign Wars’ Hall for a Pancake Breakfast, then view the  Fungus Fest Parade, watch the softball game, or gobble up ice cream at the Ice Cream Social, then toddle off over to the Pie Social for home made  pies.

 

“If you are still able to walk, the Salad Luncheon at St. Mark’s Church offers tasty culinary selections. At the end of the day, pull up a chair and view a fabulous fireworks display event."




 

 


 

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

Monday, 3 December 2012

Frog Struck Down by Lightning!

From ERIC SHACKLE, in Sydney, Auustralia.
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Darwin’s Northern Territory News often displays screaming headlines about crocodiles, which are  an ever-present danger in its vast circulation area.

One day recently (November 30, 2012) it published a front-page story captioned FROG STRUCK DOWN BY LIGHTNING ... and a few humans were hit too. It also published a poster showing a picture of a dead frog.

 Many readers thought this hilarious.  Dan Thorne, in the UK online news magazine TNT, wrote Stop the press! Frog hit by lightning makes the front page in Aussie newspaper NT News.

 Incidentally, the NT News is a small dinghy in Rupert Murdoch’s global fleet of newspapers.






Let's take a moment to thank the hapless frog for his service to the media industry and giving us a darned good laugh.
NT News
, we salute you.

Frog Struck Down by Lightning!



Darwin’s Northern Territory News often displays screaming headlines about crocodiles, which are  an ever-present danger in its vast circulation area.

 

One day recently (November 30, 2012) it published a front-page story captioned FROG STRUCK BY LIGHTNING ... and a few humans were hit too. It also published a poster showing a picture of a dead frog.

 Many readers thought this hilarious.  Dan Thorne, in the UK online news magazine TNT, wrote “Stop the press! Frog hit by lightning makes the front page in Aussie newspaper NT News.

 Incidentally, the NT News is a small dinghy in Rupert Murdoch’s global fleet of newspapers.







Let's take a moment to thank the hapless frog for his service to the media industry and giving us a darned good laugh.
NT News
, we salute you.

Saturday, 1 December 2012

Wikipedia Calls for Cash

From ERIC SHACKLE, in Sydney, Australia.
 email <ericshackleATbigpond.com>

When we want to check out a story, a reference. a phrase, or anything else, it’s guineas to gooseberries that we’ll consult Wikipedia, the free encyclopaedia that seems to know everything.

“Wikipedia is the #5 site on the web, and serves 450 million people every month – with billions of page views,” says its co-founder, Jimmy Wales.

“Commerce is fine. Advertising is not evil. But doesn’t belong here. Not in Wikipedia.

“Wikipedia is something special. It is like a library or a public park. It is like a temple for the mind.

“It is a place we can all go to think, to learn, to share our knowledge with others.....

“If everyone reading this donated $5, our fundraiser would be done within an hour. But not everyone can or will donate. And that’s fine.

“Each year just enough people decide to give.

“This year, please consider making a donation of $5, $20, $50 or whatever you can to protect and sustain Wikipedia.”

Wikipedia has been described as ”a free, collaboratively edited and multilingual internet encyclopedia supported by the non-profit Wikimedia Foundation.”

Its 23 million articles have been written or edited by about 100,000 contributors around the world. In 2011 Wikipedia received an estimated 2.7 billion page views just from the US.

You can read more about Wikipedia by visiting co-founder Jimmy Wales's website: www.jimmywales.com

Saturday, 10 November 2012

Race Caller's Night Mare: howdoyoulikemenow?

From ERIC SHACKLE, in Sydney. Australia.

Spare a thought for New Zealand’s harness race caller, when he was confronted by the name of one of the horses: howdoyoulikemenow? It must be one of the longest and strangest names ever bestowed on a horse.


Bred in New Zealand by R E Bright, the nag last started in 2003, after winning three first, three second and one third prizes.


Thousands of miles from New Zealand, in Webster, Florida, another horse sported the same strange name. He was bred by Circle C Farms Ltd. From 28 starts, he won seven first prizes, three seconds and three thirds, with earnings totalling $43,214.


How did those horses get such a funny monicker? A girl calling herself Sinsational wrote: “What is the longest name for a horse? My cousin had a 1/4 Arabian, 1/4 TB, 1/4 TB, 1/4 QH, 1/4 App. She named the poor thing ‘Sheton Mississippi of Brandy Cloud’. She called him Sheton for short.”


The mystry was quicklysolved. “Howdoyoulikemenow?” is the name of a pop song that appeals to horselovers around the globe. You can listen to it on this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVzvRsl4rEM

"How Do You Like Me Now"I was always the crazy one
I broke into the stadium
And I wrote your number on the 50 yard line
You were always the perfect one
And the valadictorian so
Under your number I wrote "call for a good time"

I only wanted to catch your attention
But you overlooked me somehow
Besides you had too many boyfriends to mention
And I played my guitar too loud.

How do you like me now?
How do you like me now,
Now that I'm on my way?
Do you still think I'm crazy
Standin here today?
I couldnt make you love me
But I always dreamed about living in your radio
How do you like me now?

When I took off to Tennessee
I heard that you made fun of me
Never imagined I'd make it this far
Then you married into money girl
Aint it a cruel and funny world?
He took your dreams and tore them apart.

He never comes home
And youre always alone
And your kids hear you cryin down the hall
Alarm clock starts ringin
Who could that be singin
Its me baby, with your wake up call!

How do you like me now?
How do you like me now,
Now that I'm on my way?
Do you still think I'm crazy
Standin here today?
I couldnt make you love me
But I always dreamed about living in your radio
How do you like me now?

Tell me baby...
I will preach on...



 


Thursday, 18 October 2012

Stone the Crows!

From ERIC SHACKLE, in Sydney, Australia.

We have always thought that Stone the crows! and Stiffen the crows! were typical Australian exclamations, but it seems they come from Wales (not New South Wales).

British MP Sir George Edwards called his autobiography From Crow Scaring to Westminster and told of his childhood when, like many children in rural districts, he was sent out to the fields to throw stones and scare the crows away from crops.

He explained that this was once common practice in country areas, and children were paid sixpence a day for crop scaring. They were, in fact, living scarecrows.

Brits seem to have a soft spot in their hearts for scarecrows. Earlier this month (October 2012) the Nottingham Post reported that home-made scarecrows went on display in Toton, a Nottingham suburb.

“The stuffed creations” the paper reported, “ were kitted out in a variety of outfits from purple tights to lab coats, some of them relaxing in deck chairs or perched on walls at the village’s first scarecrow festival.” Here in Sydney we have just had an enjoyable Bushlands Festival, with people dressing up as scarecrows to aid local charities.

Max Cryer, possibly the best-known New Zealander, discusses scarecrows in his blog (see link below). He is a TV producer, broadcaster, entertainment producer, singer, cabaret performer and author. Educated in Italy and New Zealand, he has appeared in films and made 19 tours of the US. He was the kiwis’ first TV quizmaster.

LINKS

Scarecrows: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scarecrow

Nottingham http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/Stone-crows-Madcap-creations-unite-community/story-17084843-detail/story.html Post:

Max Cryer interview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P1uRWSlsgw